Make: Shetland

• Model: Pony

• Year: Unknown (classic edition)

• Mileage: Grass-fed miles only

• Fuel Type: 100% organic grass

• Transmission: Fully automatic hoof drive

• Previous Owners: Possibly a farmer, definitely a field

• Service History: Regular grooming and stable maintenanc
  
  Performance
  
  0–30 mph: Eventually

• Top Speed: Faster than walking, slower than a Škoda Octavia vRS

• Drive Type: Four-hoof drive (4HD)

• Handling: Excellent on muddy country lanes

• Turning Circle: Impressively tight

Fuel Economy:
Unlimited mpg on fresh pasture

• Running Costs: Hay and the occasional carrot

• Emissions: Mostly harmless, occasionally noticeable
  
  Exterior Features
  
  Colour: Natural pony brown (factory finish)

• Wheels: Four standard issue hooves

• Lighting: Excellent night vision

• Parking Sensors: Highly alert ears

• Interior
  
  Seating Capacity: One brave rider

• Upholstery: Premium natural fur

• Climate Control: Self-regulating winter coat

• Infotainment: Whinnies and gentle neighs

Safety

Airbags:
None, but very fluffy

• Stability Control: Surprisingly steady on uneven ground

• Security: Will wander off if not secured
  
  Optional Extras
  
  Carrot starter pack

• Deluxe grooming brush

• Saddle compatibility upgrade
  
  Notes
  
  Test drives available in the paddock

• Not compatible with most car washes

• May leave deposits on your driveway